英语打油诗
Interesting Poems
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
and if after you pray and you're still in darkness,please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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